SLOB NEWS: Science Experiment Proves Link Between Slob Diet and Tonky Pig.

Have you seen this? It's one of those things where somebody takes a photo of themselves every day for a year then speeds it up.

The interesting part here, though, is that scientists took a handsome, healthy young subject and force fed him slacker dietary staples like beer, burgers, curry and cigarettes every day until he turned into a haggard slug. The transformation is miraculous.

While the latter part of the video is Photoshopped for the purposes of some advertising campaign, the natural results up until 0:41 speak for themselves!

A noteworthy aside is that the wifebeater vest is evidently a versatile garment, suitable for hunks and punks alike.