Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Slob Life.

Hustling round Atlanta in their alligator shoes, getting drunk every weekend at the barbecues.

Welcome to my SLOB LIFE blog, dedicated to the dirt aesthetic and the slacker lifestyle. It is largely a celebration and partly a derision.

Slob Life is the razor's edge of authentic cool that lies between beauty and disgust. The aim of this blog is to establish and maintain a visual and intellectual reference point for such aesthetic perfection, in order to promote culturally acceptable levels of shitbaggery in a world which otherwise tips too far towards bullshit notions of beauty or sickening human atrocity.

It is also just a forum for laughing at slobs.

For slobs, slackers, scruffs, piles, beatniks, bums, wasters, punks, metalheads, bums, hippies, gypsies, rednecks, stoners, touring bands, bikers, skaters, heshers, binge drinkers, laggards, couch potatoes, good-for-nothings and general wastes of space.

Not for jocks, health freaks, go-getters, cops, fashionistas, bureaucrats, pedants, P.E. teachers or people who wash their hands every five minutes.